If "fapnutmet" was a typo for something else, let me know and I’ll jump right into the draft!
"Oops," I said. "After you," he said, at the exact same second. fapnutmet
I continued walking, the moment passed, the word unwritten in any dictionary but felt in the gut. I had survived the fapnutmet, weary but intact. If "fapnutmet" was a typo for something else,