No one knows which employee first opened the PDF, sighed, and reached for a 3-inch square of canary yellow paper. But within 48 hours, a file named (likely a corrupted or internal video file, or a clever spoof of a .mp4 extension) began circulating on Slack, Teams, and personal phones.
Reference any past leniency (e.g., "Last month, Jim wore a sock as a tie. Is a Post-It different?") Frivolous Dress Order - Post Its.mp4l