Jokes Phone Unlimited Calls ●

Just don’t call customer service. That voicemail tree has no punchline.

The carrier says: "Unlimited calls to anywhere in the country!" The joke: They didn't clarify that "anywhere" excludes your mother-in-law's landline in rural Montana, customer service numbers with a 1-800 prefix, or any call lasting longer than 60 minutes (which they will arbitrarily disconnect as a "courtesy"). jokes phone unlimited calls

Download a soundboard app (like Soundboard Studio ). During your unlimited call to a telemarketer, press the "crickets" button every time they ask a question. The joke is on them—they are wasting their dime on your unlimited plan. Just don’t call customer service